14 April 2026

Sailor Beware!

 


Review by Paul Towers, 13/4/26

Sailor Beware! By Falkland Cary & Philip King

Directed by Russell Hughes

Produced by Leicester Drama Society

At The Little Theatre til Saturday 18th April 2026

Sailor Beware! Was written in 1954 and first performed in Worthing. It starred Peggy Mount in her first stand out role. She stayed with the play when it transferred to London’s West End and the role of Emma Hornett became the template for her battle axe stage persona.

The Hornett household is dominated by Emma (Rachel Draper), the tyrannical wife of stoical Henry (Freddie Dobrijevic), sister-in-law of Edie (Michelle Louise Scott), and mother of Shirley (Maddox McNicholl). Able Seaman Albert Tufnell (Thomas Bates) is in love with Shirley, but he views the prospect of marrying into her family with concern. He is an orphan and has never known home life. Albert has arrived for the wedding with his best mate from the Navy, Carnoustie Bligh (Joey Perez-Jones).

It doesn’t take long for Albert to realise it is time Mrs Hornett was shocked into recognising how badly she behaves to other people. So he jilts Shirley on their wedding morning which sets off a chain of events that lead family, neighbours Mrs Lack (Alison Kisby), Daphne Pink (Natalie Tebbutt) and even the vicar (Andrew Webster) to tell Emma what they think of her, good and bad. She is duly chastened and all ends happily.

On a set designed by Anna Field, the preparations for the wedding are in full swing. Emma Hornett, the dominating matriarch of the family, is micro-managing every thing and everybody. Into this chaos comes the groom-to-be, Albert, and Carnoustie, fresh from the sea. Edie, Henry’s sister and Emma’s live-in maid, is still having flashbacks to her jilting at the alter and regularly has a case of the wailing vapours. Mrs Lack takes great joy in catastrophising every little thing, which only winds Emma up even more. There is much slamming of doors as Henry wisely disappears from the uproar to deal with his pregnant ferret.

Sailor Beware! was a very successful West End play in the 50’s running for more than 1200 performances. Since then it has been a staple of amateur theatre companies nationwide and was revived in 1991 with, unsurprisingly, cast members of Last Of The Summer Wine. With lashings of humour and heart Sailor Beware! runs at The Little until Saturday 18th April.

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